Monday, December 21, 2009

I Don't Tell Stories I Let Them Tell They-selves

A lot of people would say that I have too much junk in my trunk. It's really a mix of throwback merch. and my rollerblading gear sprinkled with books I used in college. It's sort of like a junk drawer you have in your desk. You know. Everyone has one. I threw this bag of cat litter in the back of my trunk last winter to help prevent spin outs and it's been here ever since. I don't know anyone who has a cat. This is a bag of clothes I've been meaning to donate to Goodwill. It's from when I was in my message tee/attitude phase. It was also before I gave a shit about what I wore, obviously. This shirt simply spells "ATTITUDE" in rhinestones. Hopefully someone can find this t-shirt useful. I know that it's very specific but also at the same time, vague. What kind of attitude are we talking about here? Then again I think the rhinestones set the tone of this piece. Also, it will probably only fit you if you're between the ages of ten and eleven. As it should. Let's just be frank, rhinestone message tees are tacky if you're any age other than eleven. I also have an artillery of umbrellas in here. Most of them are gifts from various casinos that I frequent. This one is from The Flamingo in Las Vegas. They have the best hotel buffet restaurant where breakfast is their specialty. I recommend checking it out next time your in LV, NV. Yeah, I mean I wouldn't say trunk space is important to me when I'm shopping for a car. You should see my glove box. It's bursting to the brim with CD's and bank slips from '90. Yeah the CD's are from '90. They're from my LLCoolJ phase. I was taking a lot of money out to buy message tees.

Inspired by: Bubba Sparxxx/Ying Yang Twins vs. Queen/David Bowie mash-up - "Booty Pressure"

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